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Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut DC Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming	A woman goes into a bar, looks into her top pocket and orders a drink. Later, the bartender asked if she would like another drink. She looks into her top pocket, then says, "Sure, better bring me another one." After she had finished, the bartender asked her if she wanted another one. Once again, she looks into her top pocket and says, "Yep, gonna need another one." Finally, the bartender says, "Every time I ask if you want a drink, you look into your pocket before answering. What's going on?" The woman says, "Well, I have a picture of my husband in there. As soon as he starts looking good, I'm going home."
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