Letter's of Recommendation
If you ever have to write a letter of recommendation for a fired employee, here are a few suggested double-entendre phrases that will allow you to remain politically correct:
For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate for any position:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
For that truly stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
For that dishonest employee who continually lies:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."
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