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A couple got married and after the reception they were heading off to the farm in the horse and cart.

Along the way, the horse stopped to have a nibble of grass off the side of the road.

The farmer got out of the cart and grabbed the bridle, looked the horse in the eyes and said "That's once"

He then hopped back onto the cart and proceeded down the road once again. About a mile or so later, the horse stopped again and started eating the grass. The farmer hopped off the wagon, got his rifle and shot the horse dead.

His new bride was horrified, and screamed at him, "What the hell did you do that for?"

The farmer said: "That's once"

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