The Bar Bet
A man goes into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll bet you fifty dollars I can pee in a shot glass ten feet away with my hands tied behind my back and blindfolded."
The bartender sees this as some easy money and agrees. The guy takes out his apparatus, and the bartender blindfolds him, ties his hands behind his back, sets the shot glass up, and says, "Go ahead."
The man starts peeing. He pees all over the bar, but misses the glass. The bartender, laughing, unties the guy and unblindfolds him. Still laughing he says, "Well, it looks like you owe me fifty big ones". The guy says, "Yep, I sure do, and I'll be right back".
He goes over to another guy, takes something from him and goes back to the bartender. With a big smile on his face he hands the bartender fifty bucks and proudly says "Well, here you go". The bartender says, "You know, you just made an ass of yourself and lost fifty bucks so why are you so happy?" The guy replies "Well, I just bet that other guy two hundred bucks that I could pee all over your bar, and that you would laugh about it!"
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